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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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