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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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