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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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