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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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