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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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