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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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