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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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