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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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