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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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