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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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