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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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