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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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