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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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