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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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