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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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