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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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