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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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