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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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