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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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