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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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