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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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