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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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