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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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