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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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