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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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