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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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