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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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