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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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