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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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