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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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