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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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