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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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