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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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