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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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