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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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