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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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