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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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