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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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