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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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