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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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