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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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