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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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