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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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