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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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