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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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