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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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