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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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