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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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