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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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