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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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