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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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