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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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