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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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