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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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