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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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