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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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