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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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