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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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