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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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