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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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