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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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