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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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