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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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