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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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