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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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